Just as the sky creates many stars to illuminate the night, so the stars give each sign a unique set of personality traits.
Some signs are very logical—they tend to be thoughtful and logical and organized and goal-setting.
You won’t find any of those signs on this list.
To believe you can cast a spell, you have to start believe in magic-which means you are more emotional than rational. Furthermore, you must have a big enough ego that you not only think you can summon and direct the forces of nature, but that nature will obey you. So to be a magician, you basically have to be an emotional egomaniac.
Are you ready for the job? Are you a natural born witch, wizard, fairy, sorcerer, or magician? Wouldn’t it be great to change the weather or guess the Lotto numbers with a wink, a wiggle of the nose, or one powerful wave of your magic wand?
Here are five zodiac signs that are likely to cast magical spells. The first three are water signs—there was no way for that.
The question is: What kind of spelling can be put into each symbol? Some will be romantic or sexual, some will be about revenge, and some will have humanitarian goals.
1. Scorpio
He is the Wicked Witch of the Zodiac, a person who uses darkness and mystery as a source of power. You are ruled by Mars, so you are ready (and eager) to fight at any moment. Right now you’re in a bad mood and you’re short-headed, so you’re not going to waste your magical energy trying to find a mate or trying to save the world. No, just to lower your pride and add some shine to your big man, you’ll cast a sensual hex on someone so that no matter where you are—whether it’s at work, or in church, or during the most private moment in the bathroom—you’re driven mad by the all-consuming lust of flesh and devouring you physically. You will use your unlimited power of tenacity, hatred, and revolution to put a whammy in someone’s ass and make them extremely horny yours.
2. Pisces
As a water sign, you’re a typical emotional sign—but you’re ruled by Neptune, the planet of dreams, which gives your exuberant (and sometimes childish) outbursts of emotion that make people think you’re smarter and deeper than you really are. It’s time to finally put your natural born magical powers to good use—that is, you need to find yourself a lover who not only has the boundless capacity for kindness and love that you do, but someone who can be easily fooled into falling for your “child sees all the shaman clairvoyant psychic star” act without asking too many questions. So throw your temptation at them. Work your magic on them. You know the way. You were born for this.
The most emotional of all water signs, you experience a wide range of emotions that go beyond the disappointing mountains of great joy—and you’re another easily damaged banana who writhes in emotional pain and starts crying like an unopened baby from a slight tantrum. You pride yourself on your morals—although you are prone to revenge, you never throw the first punch or cast the first spell. With that in mind, you would be more than happy to take revenge on someone who insults you, especially if their foolishness happens in the sacred space of your hearth and home. If they insult you with words, then make them mute for a while. If they say something negative about the way you or your house looks, give them a big and inevitable lump in their nose. Curse them with a strong and mysterious body odor that quickly sickens anyone who should come within 20 meters of them. Torture them with a burning pain in their stomachs whenever they think of you. That will teach see being a rude guest.
4. Aquarius
Aquarius, you have been relegated to this planet because we are all too dumb and disorganized to see the big picture. You think BIG—I dare you to think BIG. For you, the perfect magic spell will involve creating a chain reaction of positive energy, a butterfly effect that keeps on giving. Sometimes it takes one big idea—for example, the smallpox vaccine, which saved more than half a billion lives. You want to do your magic with the idea of setting something beautiful in motion, a spell that can’t be reversed, that can never be broken, and that takes the world to a better place.
5. Virgo
As an astrological sign that helps people in the universe, she comes across as a healer rather than a witch, which is why she’s more of a Virgo than a Slut. For you, the most satisfying magic will involve restoring one’s faith in the basic goodness of people. Take a person who was traumatized. A scarred person who has given up. Bring back their shattered innocence, rebuilding piece by piece, until they are whole again. Cast a broad, colorful spell around someone and give them the magical gift of hope.
