GEMINI
Gemini is the type that puts out their clothes the night before they wear them. They are food planners. People who use those little cubes are perfect for packing. They want to know what time you will meet for plans two weeks from now. They want to know what kind of cake you want for your birthday months in advance. Nothing, no matter how big or small, can be left to chance.
VIRGO
Virgo wants to seduce you with their planning. They’ll take your life’s chaos and shape it into shape, like when Kim Kardashian builds custom closets for the stars. They will find a place for everything, and put everything in its place. Your finances, your health, your hair, your mental health will be so much better that you will feel like you will never go back to life without you.
SCORPIO
Scorpio is a great king in the chess game of life. Their ability to see patterns allows them to set traps, develop sophisticated counterattacks, and strategize their way to victory. Although their kindness may seem clever or automatic, it is all a well-memorized algorithm.
CAPRICORN
Capricorns have their sights set on the big time. It’s a big desk with a big title in a big company, and getting there involves a lot of small steps. Good thing for Capricorns they have been putting them all and checking them off the list since they were in school. As long as they stick to the routine, they are sure that there is nothing they cannot achieve.
AQUARIUS
Aquarius is active. If there is something they want to change in their life or in the world, they make a plan. They decide what resources will help them achieve their goal, create a regimen, and begin the process of implementing that change. They may change in real time, but they never come out without a clear concept in mind.
CANCER
Cancer is prepared for the worst. They are the ones who pack the snacks, who are always involved in everything. They know that life is as unpredictable as the weather, but they overpay for being prepared for any situation. It takes a lot of work and energy, but for them it’s better than being caught off guard.
LIBRA
Libra is a team player. They don’t need to run the show, and will do their part, but are open to input from everyone involved. They can contribute in the moment and discard the ideas of others. They come to the table without making their own decisions so that everyone can truly collaborate.
ARIES
Aries is like a common man who responds to action on the battlefield. Most of what they do in life is a reaction to something happening around them. They don’t sit too far because they are well aware of all the different external factors that contribute to their daily reality. They know it’s not a man’s or woman’s show.
LEO
Leo goes with the flow. They are down to follow what everyone else wants, or see where the day takes them. They always leave their options open, sometimes out of a selfish desire to make sure they end up at the best party or with the best option. Committing to anything too soon limits their options down the road.
TAURUS
Taurus is a no-nonsense store. They are always waiting to see the shiny new thing in the window and swipe their card at will. They have the mentality of “I want you, I’ve got you,” and they’re always chasing the temporary high of self-gratification. If they plan too far, they won’t be able to do whatever they want whenever they want.
PISCES
Pisces are like a clairvoyant staring into a cup of tea leaves. They are always waiting to be shown the way forward, they never figure out the way for themselves. They think the universe will show them whatever they need to see or do, and they will be smart enough to respond to the signs on the fly.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius is the one who took a few better classes and now uses it as an excuse to procrastinate. They will write their best male or female speech a few minutes before the reception. Complete projects minutes before their deadline, and never really worry about where they are headed in life as long as they are happy with where they are right now. All they need is someone to say “yes, again” to them and laugh at their jokes.
