AQUARIUS
Aquarius is very in touch with their feelings, somehow they have found a way to make ending a breakup enjoyable. They know that life takes us on a rollercoaster of emotions, and there is a season for all our ups and downs. When it comes time to grieve the end of a relationship, they know where to find their old pair of gray pants, their favorite pint of ice cream, and the perfect ’90s romcom to give them the cathartic release they’re looking for. There’s nothing like crying to a young Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts to take the sting out of embarrassment. It is this ability to feel every part of life deeply that gives them renewed hope that an even better relationship is at hand.
PISCES
Pisces need things for the series they keep writing in their heads. There’s nothing like heartache to shake things up with their characters. They will record endless brainstorming sessions between themselves and the newly named, from screaming matches to heartfelt reconciliations. They will think of everything from revenge, to marriage, to a criminal case that punishes this person for carelessly mishandling their heart. Pisces prefers to languish in this fantasy world for as long as possible before returning to reality to deal with the consequences of a broken relationship. They’ll also catch up on their favorite romance novels and favorite emo playlists before trying to get back on that proverbial dating horse.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius is the drama king or queen when it comes to heartache. They will become an inconsolable Byronic Scrooge who will spend the rest of their lives pining for lost love. That is until they meet an attractive European and one on their next vacation, but not before they’ve been writing poetry for the right amount of time, a few weeks, or however long it takes to fill a journal full of memories, questions, poems, and talking over the hopes they must learn to let go of. The Sagittarius writer seeks that first experience of all aspects of his personality, and grief is universal. There is something that makes them so happy in a sad love song, that they can only relate to when they are in this place.
LEO
Leo likes to be the center of attention, even if it involves being pitied by anyone and everyone around him. No one tells them how beautiful, smart, funny, or desirable they are when they’ve just broken up, and you can’t even imagine how quickly suitors start lining up as soon as word gets out. There is a phone tree or national alert service that will announce to the world when Leo is back on the market. It’s like when the season ramps up or a concert tour is announced, people who care about them are almost frantic with the prospect of getting their hands on the target. Leo likes to play the role of a lovelorn protagonist who has to be won by someone who is willing to heal his heart.
