Aries
You need a challenge, Aries, in the form of a person, a project, a passion. So many aspects of your life have become very easy—not easy, I mean. It’s time to take a good look in the mirror and be honest with yourself about why. Do you only put your hat in the ring if you know you can succeed? Do you remember the last time you were in danger of failure? The solution to your boredom is to overcome this fear and begin the path to true growth.
Taurus
There are just things money can’t buy, Taurus. New clothes, concert tickets, plane tickets, speeding tickets—no matter how much you spend, the boredom you feel is always the same. He keeps trying to shake things up, but with temporary interruptions. What you need is an overhaul of your schedule. It’s time to look for habits and customs that bring interest and benefit to your daily life. Take a book, open the stories, take a stab at meditation. You’ve been feeding your brain potato chips and it’s time for more foie gras.
Gemini
You are very popular, Gemini. Everyone wants to spend time with you. Friends, family, co-workers. And while you pride yourself on nurturing these relationships, saying yes to everyone leaves you with little time for those dreams on your bucket list. So you need to plan ahead. It’s not about escaping to a week-long vacation a few times a year but blocking pre-arranged “me” days to set the agenda the way you like. Making time for yourself to do the things you want will ultimately allow you to look forward to the future instead of getting frustrated.
Cancer
You were playing well, Cancer. While your pragmatism and realism keep you out of trouble and a lot of drama, it leaves little room for surprise. Calculating and analyzing has protected you in the past, but it also leads you to seek out the same people and situations that allow you to feel in control. It’s time to regain some confidence and step outside your comfort zone. You can spot a red flag a mile away, but it’s time to give the rare flag another chance. Allow someone the chance to be quirky and honest and real, instead of just what you expect.
Leo
Leo, you need quality, not quantity. It’s hard to be a magnet, but you can’t fit everyone in your circle—that’s not the place for friends of friends or acquaintances. Without being cliquey or snobbish, you need to find a way to prioritize social interactions where you feel real chemistry. Very deep conversations. People who make you feel so comfortable. Because what you are most tired of is high-level interaction. Stop expecting anyone to be able to get through them, and appreciate the few who can.
Virgo
Virgo, your level of organization rivals that of a museum curator, but while all that work is fulfilling, it’s not fun. Making a mess is fun. Getting your hands dirty is fun. Spending the day in your pajamas and not checking email once is fun. Take time to have fun. We both know you can, even if you pretend you don’t. I promise you can have your apartment looking like it was designed for a magazine later and no one will be the wiser.
Libra
Libra, the thing about balance is that it needs both of your feet to stay on the ground. Your boredom is caused by an excess of reality and a lack of imagination. The things you desire the most seem impossible. You wouldn’t be able to spend that money on travel, or take that time off from work. But why? Do you really have a good reason to support your behavior? Or are you just afraid to organize any of them? The internet, my friend, is a very useful tool. Take the time to put together that mood board. You just need to visualize things before putting them into action.
Scorpio
You’re looking for romance, Scorpio. Not butterflies or attention or notifications from a dating app. Good old fashioned love. But it’s something you have to open up to someone if they’re going to get to know each other well in order to really love each other. To go from the dating stage to the sitting-on-the-couch-in-pajamas-watching-movies-laughing-hard-water-shoots-out-of-your-nose stage. What worries you is that people are trying so hard to make a good first impression. You are ready to let it all hang out with the right person.
Sagittarius
You’re tired of acting funny, Sagittarius. Although you always have a joke in your back pocket, surrounding yourself with the same people can be exhausting. It gets old after a while when you start to see coping mechanisms hiding behind the jokes. You want to be honest. Tired of sitting in bars, pretending you’re having the time of your life. You don’t want to talk about sports or reality TV with a bunch of people you know. You are looking for people you trust who can talk about their fears and regrets. People to share your worries with so you don’t feel alone.
Capricorn
You are always underestimated, Capricorn. Tired of being a one trick pony, surprising everyone with how good you are at karaoke or being the first to bungee jump. You are boring in the way everyone thinks you are. You want to be more than a simple shock value. So it’s time to talk. You have been very humble for a long time. Don’t be afraid to be proud of your skills or accomplishments. They are yours and no one else’s. And there is no need to dim your own light to boost the egos of others.
Aquarius
You want real, meaningful change, Aquarius, and you’re tired of taking the low road. You volunteered, you sent emails, you knocked on doors, but the change you want to see in the world has not been seen. You want to argue on the big stage rather than talk politics at the kitchen table with your uncle. Your boredom comes from impatience, so it’s time to grow up or go home. Take center stage on your quest to become a champion. Your impact will increase by taking on more responsibility.
Pisces
Pisces, you find the world around you lacking in comparison to the world you create in your head. But you can’t blame everyone. It’s time for you to devote more time to finding spaces with people you belong with. Like Belle, you need to shed the aspects of your life that you find provincial and find out what hidden castles are hidden in your area. Seek the unknown and the unappreciated. You will probably find a new home among them.
