Aries
A clapping friend.
You are the dark knight in the comments section. A quick sketch in a tricky email thread. A passive-aggressive response to an instagram story. No matter what it takes to protect your friend, wherever injustice and injustice occur. Normally you wouldn’t dignify this kind of novice behavior with a response, but when someone crosses the line by polluting your inner circle, the gloves come off. And poor whoever is on the receiving end, Aries, because you’re a Navy Seal SWAT team when it comes to representing your team. They will never stand a chance.
Taurus
A friend who always apologizes.
Your friends know how stubborn you can be, Taurus. How can you argue all day because your position is second nature. And while you wouldn’t back down with someone you know, your friends know that when things get tense, you’ll be the first to reach out and clear the air when you’ve calmed down. They won’t even take it personally after a while, knowing that your love has its benefits elsewhere, and your commitment to the relationship will never let disagreements get in the way.
Gemini
A friend who writes a standing happy hour.
You are a friend who creates a safe environment, Gemini. A friend that people can count on to be a constant presence in their lives to chat, gossip, fake therapy. The important thing is that you are there. While this quality stems from your gravitation towards consistency and the need to organize your life, others see it as dependability and a constant they can look to when things get tough. It’s a cold beer in their fridge at the end of a long day.
Cancer
“Mother”.
Fight all you want, Cancer, but know that your friends are giving you this article as a compliment. He is seen as a source of wisdom, approachable on any topic, and known for shepherding a group of aimless flakes to a common goal. When people come to the restaurant, they know that the reservation is under your name. If someone needs a mint or a bandaid, you’re the first person they ask. You know that everything in life is not a quick fix, so you try to prepare as much as you can, and it gives those around you a sense of comfort.
Leo
The friend who introduces everyone.
You’re a producer, recruiter, team coach, and party planner all at the same time, Leo. Your social circle is as wide as your acceptance. You show your friends by opening doors to everyone. You give your new friends a circle to join and outlive your old friends by bringing new ideas to the fold. You know how important variety is to finding social satisfaction, and those close to you drop your name when they tell the story of the origin of the relationship they are most grateful for.
Virgo
A bitter child when it comes to advice.
You are an oracle to your friends, Virgo. People are shocked and want to ask for your opinion. They know how hard and blunt you can be. No one could give them specifics. But they also know that you know them and are aware of their feelings. So if the truth is going to hurt, you have a list of recommendations and affirmations lined up to ease the pain. You never cut through someone uninvited, and your advice comes from a genuine place of love and concern.
Libra
A friend who digs deep.
You’re the friend who picks up the clues hidden within small talk, Libra. You know when you ask someone how they are, the answer is “it’s okay” can carry hundreds of different meanings depending on how it’s delivered. You remember stories and comments from months ago and don’t forget to ask for updates. You make people feel seen on such a deep level. It can be difficult at first, until people learn to practice it. And once they do, they’ll start wishing more people would adopt your approach to maintaining relationships.
Scorpio
The bestie of separation.
You are the first phone among all the gaps and tears, Scorpio. The one they want to talk to about everything before they see how you feel. But whether your friends are frustrated, seeking revenge, or feeling relieved, you are there to take the necessary action. You can get their closet cleaned out, Instagram swept clean, dating apps up and running before news of their breakup hits the streets. People come to you because they want a fire and know that you always have matches with you.
Sagittarius
The one who tortures everyone.
You are the one with everyone’s personal nickname, Sagittarius. And while it’s guaranteed that you won’t be flattered, your friends will appreciate your natural ability to see through all their metaphors. To hold up a mirror and teach them to laugh at themselves. He knows how to lighten the mood and find a punchline in any stressful situation. Inspirational laughter reminds people to breathe and allows them to let go of some tension they’ve been holding on to.
Capricorn
A friend who is always there.
You are the friend you saw in diapers, Capricorn. Who knows what trip they peed their pants on and how awkward their first kiss was. You are the friend that people are afraid of, Capricorn, because if they become famous, you can make a killing by telling everything. Fortunately for most it won’t come to that, but when your closest friends start dating someone new, they may choose to delay the introduction until they feel ready for their person to hear all of their embarrassing stories from your mouth. To them, you are more family than friend at this point.
Aquarius
Friend/witness.
You make people feel really seen, Aquarius. You not only support their causes but educate yourself on the topic to become an even better listener. And your friends know that your ears and open heart are always available to them. They know you can handle difficult topics and complex emotions. They know that you can tell the difference between asking for advice and needing to be listened to. How much do you respect boundaries.
Pisces
The one who feels your feelings.
You’re not the one to give someone Kleenex, Pisces, because chances are you’ll be using it all yourself. Your loyalty goes beyond the boundaries of mere obedience. She mourns the dead pets of friends. He wants to take revenge on those who did it. You feel butterflies in your own stomach when they tell you about a good first date. Your ability to listen to the feelings of others allows you to sometimes point them out to your closest friends before they have a chance to dig deeper.
