1. SCORPIO
True to your name, you always arrange for your partner to get the sting. You’re jealous, it’s a miracle you weren’t born with green skin. You always torture your lover, you always ask him to explain where he is. Snooping. Testing. Suspicion—even correcting things, to test whether they are true. Ideally, you can install some of your valuables with a GPS chip so that you can track them at all times because Airtags and iPhone tracking are not enough. It’s almost like you search for them to cheat just so you can feel justified in accusing them of insanity.
2. THE GIRL
You don’t get fed up with constant hate and insecurity, you’re probably driving someone to cheat—they’ll see that if you’re going to blame them anyway, they might as well have fun. You make your lover feel like they are in a suffocating prison. You don’t let them forget that one time they checked out that one girl while you were at the beach. They have started crying because they feel like they are being watched, because they are being watched. If you’re not careful, your jealousy will drive them into someone else’s arms.
3. LEO
Your arrogance prevents you from being jealous most of the time, because how can one want another person after being with you? But beneath your confident lion’s shell is an insecure, trembling little kitten. The moment suspicion enters your mind, your Inner Dictator will demand that your lover banish all members of the opposite sex from their lives.
4. ARIES
As an ego-driven Leo, your superficial confidence hides deep insecurities. And it’s not your partner’s behavior that causes you to be jealous—it’s your own self-doubt. Are you starting to wonder what’s wrong with your hair? Five pounds you gained? You can’t keep complaining; instead, it will come with a surprising amount of fury to win you an Academy Award.
5. GEMINI
It is your guilty conscience that makes you jealous, your incurable wandering eye. You know the things you said and did behind your lover’s back, so when you feel jealous, it’s nothing more than a guess—you realize that if you do it, they must be doing it too. The more jealous you are, the more guilty you are. The moment you become jealous of your partner is the moment they should start looking at you.
6. LIBRA
He is very jealous, but he is also afraid of conflict, so he will express it in small angry words. “Why do you think that girl is beautiful? You need to get your eyesight checked. I mean, she’s attractive to a fat guy who can’t do his hair or makeup.” You also realize that expressing jealousy can be seen as a sign of weakness, so the moment you make a slip, you call it all over again because of your embarrassment.
7. CAPRICORN
You don’t ask, because you don’t want to hear the answer. You suspect, but you don’t. You can be extremely jealous, but you never let them know about it. Instead, you cook your own juices and hope they don’t fall into temptation.
8. TAURUS
By nature you are very honest, but your mistake is expecting everyone to be as honest as you. Your lover needs to give you a real reason to raise any suspicions. In fact, they have to rub it in your face to see. But if they make it too obvious, you won’t explode in a jealous rage—you’ll cut the cord for good and be done with them.
9. SAGITTARIUS
No one is inclined to be jealous, but you are also not inclined to forgive if someone gives you a reason to be jealous. You see what a slap in the face it is when someone cheats on you. You also don’t want to give the other person the emotional satisfaction of knowing they are jealous. But in order to be suspicious, you must have a reason. If you have reason, the relationship is over.
10. CANCER
For you, love doesn’t see, so you don’t even see when someone is cheating. But as it is unexpected, if you notice that your lover is playing behind your back, you will never forgive them. They took your love for granted, so you took your love away from them.
11. AQUARIUS
He’s okay with flirting with even the concept of “polyamory”—at least openly. Inside it’s driving you mad with rage. You like to think of yourself as open-minded and tolerant, but your conscience doesn’t say that. If it is no longer possible to deny that your lover has other lovers, you will immediately cut off all contact with the cheater. She is the Queen of the Spirit.
12. THE STARS
He sees jealousy as a bad thing. You are very “understanding”, you will regret it more than your partner when he cheats – after all, if you were pleasing him, this would not have happened. Unfortunately, people can see that you are justifying yourself, which is why they are more likely to deceive you than any other sign.
