Most people are relaxed, take the path of least resistance, do only what is asked of them, and are perfectly comfortable sitting on the phone and watching life slowly pass them by.
Others, however, have no patience for those people who sit on the fence and walk. They accept at least 100 percent. They draw a hard line in the sand and dare you to cross it. They don’t see the nuance, subtlety, or shades of gray in anything. For them, life is too important to think about anything. Don’t even do it try to be with them—they want a full ass, or they don’t want an ass at all.
People who adopt a more fragile lifestyle may perceive such hard-liners as inflexible, inflexible, rigid, inflexible, unpleasant, and perhaps even a little scary. But the following four signs, all blessed by the stars with a do-it-yourself or laid-back attitude, are too busy basking in their own beauty to worry about what anyone else is saying.
1. Virgo
Virgo is the most aptly named of all the signs, because virginity is all-or-nothing—whether you’re a virgin or not. And if you’re not, don’t kid yourself, kid—you’ll never be a virgin again. As a result, Virgo sees things in two extremes: yes or no, night or day, right or wrong, black or white, up or down, east or west, north or south, rich or poor, winner or loser. They judge harshly, at least when it comes to others. They never beat the bush—they chose to chop it down with a chainsaw.
2. Capricorn
As the hardest working sign in the zodiac biz, Capricorn is known for its dedication to perfection and meticulous attention to detail. Once the game starts, they’re in it to win it, think that getting to second place makes you “first loser,” and reject the idea of being a bench-warmer or a lowly supporter. They want to be a hero, not a zero. If you find yourself somewhere between them and the goal line, you better get out of their way if you don’t want them to throw in the towel. When the game is over and the goal is scored, it’s easy to get along, but when it’s game time, looking into their eyes is like staring into the sun.
3. Scorpio
The “dark” sign of the zodiac, Scorpio’s all-or-nothing attitude manifests itself in dangerous behavior. They are the biggest daredevils of the zodiac and the raisers of hell. They won’t just eat a hamburger—they will hell over it. They won’t just go out drunk—they won’t stop until the last drop of alcohol is gone. They’re not just going to go and drive freely—they’re going to drive so fast, they’re going to finish off the State troopers who chased them away in the next situation. And when it comes to sex—a sport where they’re the world’s consensus champions—they like it rough, raw, dirty, and emotionally complex enough that someone might end up with a broken heart…and maybe a broken limb or two.
4. Taurus
The Bull’s all-or-nothing attitude is expressed in its legendary stubbornness. Once they decide something, they won’t budge. They will do it never admit that they are wrong, no matter how obviously wrong they are. You can present them with slam-dunk pictures, statistics, and forensic evidence from a group of experts assembled around the world about why they’re wrong, and they’ll call bullshit anyway. Of course, such attitudes are caused by a deep sense of insecurity and emotional damage, but if you try to explain that to them in a low voice, they will start throwing out reasons why you don’t know what hell we are talking about.
