Just as the sky casts a wide net of stars to illuminate the night, so it gives each birth month a unique set of personality traits.
Some signs are very logical—they tend to be thoughtful and logical and organized and goal-setting.
You won’t find any of those signs on this list.
In order to believe that you can cast spells, you must first believe in magic—which means you are more emotional than rational. Furthermore, you must have a big enough ego that you not only think you can summon and direct the forces of nature, but that nature will obey you. So to be a magician, you basically have to be an emotional egomaniac.
Are you ready for the job? Are you a natural born witch, wizard, fairy, sorcerer, or magician? Wouldn’t it be great to change the weather or guess the Lotto numbers with a wink, a wiggle of the nose, or one powerful wave of your magic wand?
Here are five birthdays that are likely to work magic. The first three are natives of water signs—there was no way around that.
The question is: What kind of spell is each birth month? Some will be romantic or sexual, some will be about revenge, and some will have humanitarian goals.
November
He is the Wicked Witch of the year, someone who uses darkness and mystery as a source of power. You are ruled by Mars, so you are ready (and eager) to fight at any moment. Right now you’re in a bad mood and you’re short-headed, so you’re not going to waste your magical energy trying to find a mate or trying to save the world. No, just to lower your pride and add some shine to your big man, you’ll cast a sensual hex on someone so that no matter where you are—whether it’s at work, or in church, or during the most private moment in the bathroom—you’re driven mad by the all-consuming lust of flesh and devouring you physically. You will use your unlimited power of tenacity, hatred, and revolution to put a whammy in the other person’s ass and make them more elephants for you.
March
As a water sign, you’re a typical emotional sign—but you’re ruled by Neptune, the planet of dreams, which gives your exuberant (and sometimes childish) outbursts of emotion that make people think you’re smarter and deeper than you really are. It’s time to finally put your natural born magical powers to good use—that is, you need to find yourself a lover who not only has the boundless capacity for kindness and love that you do, but someone who can be easily fooled into falling for your “child sees all the shaman clairvoyant psychic star” act without asking too many questions. So throw your temptation at them. Work your magic on them. You know the way. You were born for this.
July
The most emotional of all water sign natives, you experience a range of emotions that go far beyond the heights of bliss—and you’re another easily hurt banana who writhes in emotional pain and starts crying like an unopened baby in a fit of rage. You pride yourself on your morals—although you are prone to revenge, you never throw the first punch or cast the first spell. With that in mind, you would be more than happy to take revenge on someone who insults you, especially if their foolishness happens in the sacred space of your hearth and home. If they insult you with words, then make them mute for a while. If they say something negative about the way you or your house looks, give them a big and inevitable lump in their nose. Curse them with a strong and mysterious body odor that quickly sickens anyone who should come within 20 meters of them. Torture them with a burning pain in their stomachs whenever they think of you. That will teach them to be a rude guest.
February
February souls, you were brought down to this world because we are all dumb and disorganized to be able to see the big picture. You think BIG—I dare you to think BIG. For you, the perfect magic spell will involve creating a chain reaction of positive energy, a butterfly effect that keeps on giving. Sometimes it takes one big idea—for example, the smallpox vaccine, which saved more than half a billion lives. You want to do your magic with the idea of setting something good in motion, a spell that can’t be reversed, that can never be broken, and that takes the world to a better place.
September
As a universal human birth month, she comes across as more of a healer than a witch, which is probably why she’s more of a Virgo than a Slut. For you, the most satisfying magic will involve restoring one’s faith in the basic goodness of people. Take a person who was traumatized. A scarred person who has given up. Bring back their shattered innocence, rebuilding piece by piece, until they are whole again. Cast a broad, colorful spell around someone and give them the magical gift of hope.
