Nostalgic TV Shows You Need To Binge On This February, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Aries
The Sopranos
You want power, you want drama, you want larger-than-life characters, Aries, and no one really represents those qualities like Anthony Soprano. This HBO classic will bring you all the nostalgia of the past from a plot that feels like a Greek tragedy, but is thoroughly Italian-American.
Taurus
The OC
The nostalgia you want, Taurus, is the cringe reflex that comes from seeing the worst trends of the 2000s displayed on screen as the calling card of Californian high society, from juicy velor to graphic tees and more. While all the political intrigue may not have aged well, our Newport Beach favorites were at least on the right side of animal welfare. They really did everything they could to find alopecia in China.
Gemini
A noun
As the world dissects Ben Affleck’s TikToks at this year’s Grammys, he hasn’t forgotten about the first Jennifer in his life, Gemini. Or his kickboxing body. Or her ability to look good in every wig imaginable. There’s a reason the airplane underwear episode aired right after the Super Bowl. JJ Abrams could give the people what they wanted.
Cancer
Simple Living
You had a best friend like this one, Cancer, and the nostalgia you get from watching Paris and Nicole takes you back to those days when you both had no shame in public. You can credit these reality TV pioneers for what made the show magical. Despite its make-up nature, the real caricatures made two names of socialites, the laugh was genuine. The fun they had together was tangible and reminiscent of your own.
Leo
ER
Yes, yes, Leo, you cannot ignore the charisma of young George Clooney. Or the fact that Anthony Edward should have been a warning to Prince William. Hair loss can make even goose bumps Top shot invisible. But the real dark horse of this show is Noah Wyle’s John Carter. His arousing vision of what it feels like to work your way up somewhere from the ground up. And she looks great in suspenders.
Virgo
X files
If you had proof that you were a Virgo, you wouldn’t stop at revealing the truth. Love the nostalgia of the days before modern technology, today’s Chinese spy balloon headlines just can’t compete in your mind with National Enquirer Classic UFO installation. There’s something to be said for a little mystery, for cold cases, for conspiracy theories that are nothing more than TV plot lines. Mulder and Scully throw in that healthy dose of sexual tension that you can’t resist.
Libra
Smallville
You are still very attracted to Kristin Kreuk even after the NXIVM allegations and you are not ashamed of it. If someone wants to come to you about it, go ahead. He is a Canadian treasure in your eyes and must be protected at all costs. The scene where everyone cheers to Gwen Stefani’s “What You Waiting For?” it was part of your sexual awakening.
Scorpio
Desperate Housewives
You came for sex. The world has never seen the likes of a female group of actors. Tony Parker’s pre-Eva Longoria. You remember the buzz and hype of programmed network TV back in the days when Netflix still sent DVDs by mail. The nostalgia you feel is the guilty pleasure of a familiar song.
Sagittarius
Cook’s journey
He misses Anthony Bourdain and appreciates the existence of the library’s contents as a portal to the past. He wants to feel his greatness from scratch, one piece and sleeveless shirt at a time. You don’t care about his dark humor and how big the world felt before the internet.
Capricorn
The babysitter
She is the sucker of a sitcom about a working woman, Capricorn. In all the fashion moments of Fran Drescher and the dry humor of the Nile. He loves the structure of the 30-minute comedy and the honest pace of each plot line. Family-friendly content reminds you of a night on TV with your loved ones.
Aquarius
Fraser
You want to laugh at yourself, Aquarius. For smart and smart actors, educated and treated. You want to connect with loved ones who don’t seem compatible on paper, but develop strong and strong relationships during each episode.
Pisces
The Vampire Diaries
You want a love triangle. And you want to see Ian Somerhalder shirtless. He thinks he’s married the wrong vampire and wants to rekindle the real sexual pressure of his on-screen romance with Nina Dobrev. She’s also Team Katherine and thinks leather jackets need to make a comeback.
