This is a humorous attempt to make fun of several characters. For those signs down the list, I love you and write great things about you elsewhere.
October
It’s easy to find a party—just follow me. He is like a bomb sniffing dog when it comes to parties. But you are an air sign and thus an airhead so you are easily distracted. The only problem with going out on the town with you is that you disappear easily, and before anyone knows you’re gone, you’ve already gone to three new events.
December
Carefree and carefree, fun and funny, easily bored but never boring. You’re always on the go—you’re the last to arrive at the party and the first to leave, because you’ve got a dozen more stops to make before you finally crash. You’re drawn to a party like a moth to a flame, which is why it’s probably not a good idea to tell the time your hair is on fire while trying to light a cigarette using a party candle. The point is that you don’t even smoke—unless you’re lighting your own fire!
April
You are so down to have fun, you get insanely jealous when someone is having more fun than you. You throw caution to the wind—but you hope you didn’t throw your wallet out the car window during the process, though, because sometimes you get a little careless when you’re having fun. You’re always up for something new and exciting that you’ve never done before and can’t see yourself doing. You don’t even think it’s a dumb idea to drive down to Tijuana for the weekend—which is easy, considering how close you live to the Canadian border.
June
Oh, look at you, Miss Life of the Party, Miss Center of Attention. You hate it when things go slow. You are always waiting for new experiences, no matter how spoiled you are. There was the time you flew to Paris for a piece of cheesecake. And the time you dove naked from the top deck into the pool of a cruise ship. And then there were all the things you did that didn’t speak highly of respectable company.
August
Even if you don’t enjoy yourself, it’s important to you that people think you are. You aim to please and want to be at every event—first get there and last. OK, maybe you’re not the first to get there, because that ends up looking like you’re lonely and desperate. Tequila flaming body guns? Why not? OK, you didn’t negotiate a third-degree burn all over your body, so maybe you should dial down the fun a little.
November
Since you are the queen of sarcasm whose dose is found in her tongue, your fun comes almost at the expense of others. He says what everyone thinks but is afraid to say. So for those watching, he is sweet; It is NOT the case with the person who insults him. Your pleasure comes at the expense of others. However, secretly, she is a sad little girl.
February
You carry water, but you have a little trouble carrying your alcohol. For you, fun is all about the night. The magic of the night. The thunder of the lights. He squeezes every drop of life out of the night. For you, the night is new until the day. You’re so happy—until you die. Then it’s a completely different story.
March
It’s always more fun inside your head than in the outside world. Depending on your mood, which changes every five minutes, you are waiting for a party or you want to be alone. Sometimes you can be the life of the party—as long as there aren’t more than five people at the party. Some people are more than that, and you want to hide.
May
Be very careful, sometimes it’s a miracle you can muster up the courage to breathe. Want to eat out, but can’t decide where. Maybe you should order delivery? You can go out tonight if you are not afraid of getting into a car accident. You feel a little sick, though, so it’s best to sit up and lie down. It’s probably allergies, but what if you have a cold? And if you go to a party, what if someone slips something in your drink?
July
What a shy little wallflower you are—so stable, proper, dignified…some might even say too high. You don’t like going to new places or meeting new ideas or sampling new foods. He hates drama, so he misses out on a lot of fun because of that, because drama is part of the fun. Even if you were having the time of your life, no one would know, because you hide your feelings well.
September
There are Nazarenes who have taken a vow of silence for life and are happier than you. You are afraid of your own reputation—in vain, because even your reputation thinks you are boring and avoids you whenever possible. You don’t take risks. You are traditional, conservative, normal…and dull as a butter knife. When it comes to having fun, she’s still a virgin.
January
Even under life or death pressure, you cannot dance or joke on command. You are more afraid of what could go wrong than you are excited about what could go right. Practical and smart, you can be so boring that you make a page of paint.
