What Every Zodiac Sign Needs To Stop Talking About This Month (Because No One Cares)

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

My secret tournament partner too. We get it! You want to be the best and this other person scares you. It’s okay to complain, but NEVER QUIT.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

Money.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

That girl in your class who always asks silly questions.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

It’s a whiny, retro-sounding coffee shop album.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You. Please. Just for a moment, talk about something the rest.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

That book you read is that the smartest people are usually introverts. That’s great and all, but do you realize you sound like a snob? You’re a genius, we know. But stop talking down to everyone who thinks they are inferior to you.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Doing the right thing. It’s good that you are fair and always fight for justice, but you always talk about it. Life isn’t fair, you know?

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

How are you? i really need a drink. (It’s 2pm!)

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Tinder. And especially, how badly you want to sleep.

Capricorn

(December 22 to January 20)

All the responsibilities and things you have to do. Good! Go do it and be quiet.

Aquarius

(January 21 to February 18)

The horror documentary you watched six months ago.

Pisces

(February 19 to March 20)

Having ‘feelings’. 😐