Why You’re Better Off Without Him (Based On His Toxic Zodiac Traits)
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
It’s funny that he makes jokes about you PMSing when he has HUGE mood swings. TIME. He gets very angry over trivial things and blames you for things that are not your fault. You are a child of a man.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
He’s pretty closed off 99% of the time, but when he’s upset his anger goes to the next level. It’s a little scary, actually. He doesn’t want to see a therapist or talk about his problems, bottle them up and explode. If anyone could use a dose of self-help, it’s your Taurus ex.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
You are hot and cold, one day, the next. He is a type of mind in the way he quickly changes his mind. He treats people as if they are doomed. Karma will have the last laugh about it, don’t worry.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
He is a crying baby. Every little thing you say or do hurts her feelings. He’s so sensitive that being around him requires walking on eggshells for NO APPARENT REASON.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
You are vain, it is laughed at. He will literally stand in front of the mirror for several minutes looking at his reflection. Gaston from Good and bad it was Leo, hands down.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
He goes to comic book conventions…usually…
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
He always tries to fix situations instead of listening. He shuts down emotions when he wants to “be fair” or “hear the other side”. This strange need is always a balancing act means that you are actually drawn to connecting with people. Funny how that works.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
If you find out that you have killed someone, you will not be surprised. He is cold-blooded. He will bite you and feel no remorse. A true sociopath.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
He’s a proven flirt who can’t live alone. He wants to sleep with anything that moves. Anything else.
Capricorn: (December 22 – January 19)
He’s not stupid, but he’s the most boring person you’ve ever met. There is nothing exciting about him. He is like a drone, doing what he is programmed to do every day.
Aquarius: (January 20th – February 18th)
He locks himself in his room and spends HOURS playing video games. He probably has one of those horrible headsets so he can talk to other players. It’s like you’ve been in that position all day? Seriously. It is concerning. Do you take shower breaks? Do you eat food? When was the last time you went out?
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
He is a struggling artist who thinks that suffering is part of the process. He doesn’t believe in having a traditional job, which means he’s on top of things.
