Most people are relaxed, take the path of least resistance, do only what is asked of them, and are perfectly comfortable sitting on the phone and watching life slowly pass them by.
Others, however, have no patience for those people who sit on the fence and walk. They accept at least 100 percent. They draw a hard line in the sand and dare you to cross it. They don’t see the nuance, subtlety, or shades of gray in anything. For them, life is too important to think about anything. Don’t even bother with them – they want a full ass, or they don’t want it at all.
People who adopt a more fragile lifestyle may perceive such hard-liners as inflexible, inflexible, rigid, inflexible, unpleasant, and perhaps even a little scary. But the next four months of birth, all star-blessed with a do-it-yourself or retreat attitude, are too busy enjoying their fears to worry about what anyone else is saying.
September
Those born in September are the most aptly named of all the signs, because virginity is a trivial matter—whether you are a virgin or not. And if you’re not, don’t kid yourself, kid—you’ll never be a virgin again. As a result, those born in September see things in two extremes: yes or no, night or day, right or wrong, black or white, up or down, east or west, north or south, rich or poor, successful or defeated. They judge harshly, at least when it comes to others. They never beat the bush—they chose to chop it down with a chainsaw.
January
As the hardest-working sign of the biz year, January is known for its goal-oriented dedication to perfection and meticulous attention to detail. Once the game starts, they’re in it to win it, think that getting to second place makes you “first loser,” and reject the idea of being a bench-warmer or a lowly supporter. They want to be a hero, not a zero. If you find yourself somewhere between them and the goal line, you better get out of their way if you don’t want them to throw in the towel. When the game is over and the goal is scored, it’s easy to get along, but when it’s game time, looking into their eyes is like staring into the sun.
November
A “dark” birth month, November’s all-or-nothing attitude manifests itself in risk-taking behavior. They are the biggest daredevils of the birth month and the raisers of hell. They won’t just eat a hamburger—they’ll eat the hell out of it. They won’t just go out drunk—they won’t stop until the last drop of alcohol is gone. They’re not just going to go and drive freely—they’re going to drive so fast, they’re going to finish off the State troopers who chased them away in the next situation. And when it comes to sex—a sport where world champions agree—they like it rough, raw, dirty, and so emotionally complex that someone might end up with a broken heart and maybe a broken limb or two.
May
The Bull’s all-or-nothing attitude is expressed in its legendary stubbornness. Once they decide something, they won’t budge. They will never admit they are wrong, no matter how obviously wrong they are. You can present them with slam-dunk pictures, statistics, and forensic evidence from a group of experts assembled around the world about why they’re wrong, and they’ll call bullshit anyway. Of course, such attitudes are caused by a deep sense of insecurity and emotional damage, but if you try to explain that to them in a low voice, they will start throwing out reasons why you don’t know what hell we are talking about.
