1. LIBRA
The scales of justice are disinterested and rational. That’s you. To see it as disrespectful is to lose your cool. You may be seething inside, but you never let it show. You have the patience of saints. You want to keep peace, even at the cost of your mind.
2. THE GIRL
He thinks conflict is bad, so he does everything he can to avoid it. You probably put up with things you shouldn’t. When someone annoys or annoys you, you bite your mouth a lot, sometimes it bleeds. When you express anger, it is rarely direct. You know about passive behavior such as snide comments and hiding other people’s keys. He gives people enough rope to hang themselves. It’s not that bad.
3. CAPRICORN
There are many things that make you angry, but you hold yourself back. You give people a second, and a third, and a fourth, and a fifth chance before you express a slight disapproval. Instead of punching a hole in the wall, you hide in your room. On the rare occasion that you run out of patience, you get it again within five minutes. I would suggest expressing your anger more. That way you won’t have an ulcer.
4. SCORPIO
You will look for any excuse not to get angry until you run out of excuses. It takes a long time to warm from room temperature to boiling. When you finally express your anger, it’s more like throwing insults than throwing a bowl into the fireplace. You are patient and yet intimidating, it’s puzzling why people want to upset you in the first place. Don’t they know you have a poisonous sting in your tail?
5. TAURUS
This bull stays in the barn until you can’t anymore, and then, ooh, stop riding the wild rodeo! The main reason you end up getting upset is because people always fail to live up to your expectations. Because they treat you in a way you wouldn’t imagine treating them. But you chew on your anger for a moment before spitting it out. When you are angry, it is like an overheated car. It will take a while before you can call it again.
6. GEMINI
You are twins—half tolerant, half-rageaholic. It’s been said about Florida weather if you don’t like it wait five minutes, because it’s going to change. That’s you when it comes to mood swings. One minute you have the patience of Job; five minutes later and you’re a T.Rex trampling everything in its path. I wish you would make up your mind, because I am getting impatient with you.
7. CANCER
It takes a while for you to lose your temper, but when you do, everyone around you needs to duck and cover. Before that happens, you prefer to deal with your anger by taunting people or quietly dismissing them. And you don’t hold back your anger because what’s the use? It will make you tired.
8. SAGITTARIUS
For you, the anger cycle is like having an orgasm. It takes a while for your anger and tension to build up, but when that volcano erupts, it will cover everything in red-hot magma. When you get angry, you get VERY angry. And it doesn’t last long because even volcanoes spend most of their time resting quietly…until the next eruption, that is.
9. THE STARS
Before you start yelling or cursing (or punching), you’ll usually spend a short time sulking and howling, crying and writing bitter diary entries. You would like to deal with your frustrations by indulging in some way, be it drinking, smoking, or something else. At least they take the edge off. But sometimes nothing will take the edge off, and that’s where the knives come out.
10. AQUARIUS
You are a water carrier, but have you ever wondered why? So that you can pour it on the head of whoever is annoying you at the moment. And that’s before kicking them in the groin.
11. ARIES
He was born a firecracker with a quarter-inch fuse. For you, life is a very short blur in the long arc of eternity, so you don’t have a single second to deal with a lingering asshole who wants to suck the life out of you. You start arguments AND end them, even if the other side is not willing to argue. You are even tired of me saying that you are an aggressive person.
12. LEO
Have you ever seen those old movies from MGM where the lion roars at the beginning? Why is the lion so angry? The movie hasn’t started yet! Nothing to be angry about…yet. Who gets angry when nothing has happened do are they angry? You agree, Leo. Manage it.
