Virgo
Virgos need everything to be perfect and in perfect order, except sometimes that imperfection can be overwhelming and lead to paralysis. Do you shower? Meh, it can wait until tomorrow. I don’t need my hair wet tonight! Or the next night.
Taurus
Such a stubborn sign, Taurus women may stick to their favorite nail polish even after the gooey wears off. But honestly, who can blame them? That color is so perfect and bad nail polish looks better than putting a sharpie on your nails.
Gemini
They are indecisive and prone to overthinking – Gemini women can’t decide whether they want to wash their face or not, so they just…
Cancer
Cancer tends to be very emo, and that emo-ness is sometimes manifested by eating stress. And by stress eating, we mean eating an entire box of ice cream in one sitting while watching Netflix on a Tuesday night.
Sagittarius
This sign is always down to go on some kind of adventure, but I have to tell you, sometimes that adventure leads to beautiful hairy legs. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with a little leg hair. But let’s be real, if a Sagittarius is wearing pants, they probably haven’t broken a razor in the last 24 hours. Or 24 hours before that. Or even last week. You know, why bother? It’s not like they’re going to the beach or anything. And let’s not even start on the armpits. A shirt with sleeves is like that!
Aries
Impulsive and always in a hurry, Aries women tend to neglect their laundry. They never wash their bras and will wear the same one for an indefinite, but very long time. Does it make sense? SIMPLE — if they didn’t sweat today, there’s no need to wear a different bra tomorrow. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Really, who even needs a bra?
Libra
Libras are social butterflies, always texting people and meeting friends. But sometimes that engagement leads to a very small party, and by partying we mean going commando. Well, not ALL Libras do this, and certainly not all the time. Sometimes it’s dangerous and they have to roll with it, and sometimes it’s completely voluntary.
Leo
Leos are known for their supernatural confidence, but sometimes that confidence extends to not brushing their hair for days. But hey, wild and free is the Leo vibe. They will rock a fishtail, and sport a bird’s nest on top of their head with a beautiful smile that exudes confidence like they just got ready for a gala.
Pisces
Pisces tend to be incredibly creative, but sometimes that creativity spills over into the contents of their fridge. Bad, moldy food? Much like, the expression of art appears on the refrigerator.
Scorpio
Scorpios are known for being mysterious and powerful, but that mystery extends to what’s in their bag. Are those crumbs coming out during the day or something? We may not know all the strange things piled up in their bags.
Capricorn
Capricorns are all about logic and action, but sometimes that sense of responsibility slips when it comes to washing it. They’re all like “I have 5 more days to wear this shirt, I don’t need to wash it yet” And we’re all — “but it’s been 5 days and it’s starting to smell like a high school boys’ hallway.” But hey, at least they’re good at their time, right?
Aquarius
Aquarians are eccentric – even when it comes to the season. Instead of running to the store to get a tampon, they’ll turn to whatever they have on hand — even if it’s toilet paper. But hey, at least they’re innovating. It’s all part of that Aquarian DIY spirit. Aquarius girls may also skip brushing their teeth and just throw mouthwash in there.
Still, we don’t always have clean laundry or freshly shaved legs, but who cares? We are too busy living life to the fullest and making our own rules. So come closer, boys, we can all be there. (PS Thanks to this article for promoting this one.)
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